Christmas is almost here.
With Christmas comes a lot of good things, like good food, presents, time with the family, and the overall Christmas spirit.
However, Christmas also brings a lot of stress, from finding the right presents for the right person, to waiting in long lines and searching for a parking spot at the mall, to the increased expectation for making everyone happy. It's sometimes really tiring, taking away our Christmas spirit.
To help you relax this season, I happened to find some good Christmas jokes that can help us to remember the positive side of Christmas this year and keep the Christmas spirit in our hearts.
You can find the full list of Christmas jokes here (http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/turning-straw-gold/201112/over-50-years-in-the-making-10-holiday-jokes,) but here are some of my favorites:
"The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other."—Johnny Carson
"Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space."—Dave Barry
"Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call."—Richard Lewis
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."—Jay Leno
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